A man escaped from a prison where he'd been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes intothe bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck.! He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute and is very attracted to you and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."
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Nabasa ko na itong joke na ito a few times before pero for some reason eh natatawa pa rin ako everytime I read it. I guess it's just one of those things. Hehehe :)
to panaderos,
TY bro, It was e-mail to me several times ng mga friendship natin kaya I can't help myself posting it kasi mas gusto kung tumawa kesa seryosohin kung yung problema natin sa bigas.
i just realized it was an old joke, ambagal ko! lol
It's a case of the wrong sacrificial lamb LOL :)
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